So Philips has announced the release of the 598 - a cell phone targeted for the female consumer. 

Tell me then, why is it BLACK?

The "chick" features include a body weight index & basal metabolic rate calculator(are you calling us fat?), a calendar, shopping list, a digital diary, etc.  The fitness tools might be helpful, because we women ARE always worried about our weight.  But the diary?  Who keeps a diary on their cell phone?  First of all, longer fingernails make it near impossible to text with, much less type a whole DIARY entry. 

And no girl that I know is this organized.  Don't they know that our preferred method of organization is tiny crumpled bits of paper covered in chocolate all over the bottom of our purse?  This is way too complicated for us, the least they can do is make it appealing to the eye. 

But, I can appreciate the effort.  After all, we are the hardest people to please.  :)