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ILIFT Is the Answer to Anti-Aging?

There comes a time in every woman's life when they have to start thinking about dreadful things like wrinkles and *barf* cellulite. This handheld device called the ILIFT (and no, it's not made by Apple) is designed to target those pesky little problems. Apparantly, massaging yourself with this thing just 15 minutes a day is all it takes to reduce the signs of aging by tightening your skin and toning your muscles. It is programmable to be used on various areas of your body, so anyone can use it.

How scary does this sound: attack your skin with ions to strengthen cellular resistance, improve circulation with infrared rays, and micro massage to strengthen electricity. Ummm, what??? This is our skin we are talking about, right? Not a spaceship?

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Or, save the approximately 500 US dollars. Maybe the better (and less scary) solution is eating less doughnuts and running more. Just a thought!

via ShinyShiny

Posted by Sarah on August 23, 2007 6:54 PM |

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