Years and years of our childhood were spent guiding Mario through kingdom after kingdom, dodging turtle shells, poisonous mushrooms, and of course - Bowser.

But what happens AFTER Mario finally reaches his princess and saves her? Do they live happily ever after? I mean, he IS a short, chubby plumber, after all. And she IS a princess. Highly unlikely.

Let's take a look at what Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane thinks happened.

From one princess to another, I don't blame Peach. Thanks but no thanks, Mario!

But seriously - "You got captured by something that goes on a salad!" - hahaha.