Another Useful Product for All You Lazies
Just what we need, another product to promote laziness. No wonder America is suffering from an obesity epidemic. No one has to get up off their butts to do anything anymore. Turn on the TV, go shopping, whatever it is you need to do - chances are there is a gadget out there to do it for you, all from the comfort of your own chair (which, you may have actually fused with by now, lazy). I really shouldn't complain, because lets face it, this stuff is cool, and anything that saves us time is great. But this, is ridiculous.
The epitome of laziness: the Self-Stirring Coffee Mug. That's right, ladies & gentlemen, no longer do you have to torture yourself, rotating your wrist in a dreadful circular motion to get all the cream and sugar dissolved in your coffee (you poor thing!) This battery-operated stainless steel coffee mug looks like any other boring mug, but with the push of a button it begins whirring it's contents around.
Keep in mind - it does have batteries so if you're gonna put it in a dishwasher or submerge it in water, you'd better take those out.
Now all we need is a robotic arm to actually lift the mug to our mouths so we don't have to keep using our arms. What a pain in the ass.